People, please understand the difference between being fake and civil.

And learn to use it to your advantage.

When you ask someone a question and they give you the most obvious question…

Nigga no shit, you just wasted both of our times.

Impolite.

When you ask someone to do something, you start with a greeting, you ask them if they are free to do it, you give them a heads up, and you AT LEAST say please. 

It’s not that hard, you’d be surprised with how much farther you can get with a little bit of consideration and manners.

I deny any and all invitations to pity parties.
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