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Body:
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Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
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Me:
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Please, god, no--
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Ovaries:
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ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
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Brain:
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I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
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Me:
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Please, guys, calm down--
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Face:
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TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
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Brain:
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And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
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Torso:
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Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
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Me:
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STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
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Stomach:
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lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
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Me:
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I hate you all
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Brain:
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I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
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Face:
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Lol, i'm not done yet.
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Uterus:
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what did i ever do to deserve this?
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Brain:
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you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
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Uterus:
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You mother fuckers.
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Torso:
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CONTRACT!
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Me:
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I quit being female, I am now a llama.
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Brain:
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Me gusta.
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